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Phill Kline’s Conviction Total

Posted by firephillkline on April 17, 2006

See it here for yourself.

21 Responses to “Phill Kline’s Conviction Total”

  1. pbe said

    This is the best post you guys have had in months. How about for the next post- how many times has he lost his law license. ;~}. I’m pretty sure its 3.

  2. eddie said

    Hehe. I expected to see some recently discovered statistic. I wonder why the conservative media never asks Kline about this or his law lisense being taken away.

    I talked to someone who works for Kline last week. She told me Kline expects to use the same 323 argument against Morrison.only one problem, she says- he didn’t cast a vote. If that is all they have on this guy, I say Morrison by 5 percentage points.

    Guess that means Morrison uses the law license suspension, ethical violation, no prosecutions, etc. etc. argument.

  3. Letstalk said

    Looks like our Attorney General snagged a big win in federal court today. Criminal work is only a small part of what the AG’s office does. How many multi-million dollar deals has PM finalized? How many AG opinions has he authored? How much legislation — other than 323 — has he worked up? I am thinking ZERO.

  4. www said

    How about we compare courtroom experience? My guess is Kline has less than 20 hours of real courtroom experience. Morrison? Well, you’ll just have to wait for the first commercial to air. 🙂

  5. edward said

    i’m afraid this site has lost its momentum. resorting to gags like this only makes you look like either you’re not serious about your mission, or that you lack credibility on this issue. people are going to stop looking to you for real insight on this race.

    too bad.

  6. tommy said

    well, looks like someone pissed in Edward’s Wheaties this morning! I’m going out on a limb here, but I’m guessing Edward is a Kline employee worried about looking for work in a few months. Notice he didn’t say anything about the main issue- Kline’s ZERO convictions, but instead took the typical conservatives approach of blaming the messenger.

    How about setting up a transitional employment website for Kline staff? Maybe the state could set up a workforce training seminar for everyone over there.

  7. Letstalk said

    Be cool, Edward, be cool. This site will not be boring as long as the lefties do not get their way and boot me off, shooting the opposition in their own predictably Maoist fashion. I have been carrying FPK for quite some time now, and, with God’s help and the pinko administrator’s forbearance, will keep it up until Kline hires me as his Director of Communications after re-elect.

  8. Sue said

    I’m sure you are already the Director of Communications-arn’t you?

  9. Letstalk said

    Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name,
    but what’s confusing you is the nature of my game.

  10. brownie said

    i think letstalk is right wing extremist-fundie, but i do appreciate his offering another point of view, no matter how crazy it is. 🙂

  11. Letstalk said

    Behold an Isrealite indeed, in whom there is no guile. John 2:47

  12. Letstalk: funny how life imitates art. The movie, “Life of Brian” comes to mind, right Mr. Brown?? Funny how you have time for all these pro-Phill comments, but never any to do any Consumer Protection work. Guess you are worried about your phony-baloney job b/c when Phill goes, you will too and good riddance.

  13. Letstalk said

    In the No,

    At the risk of being repetitious (a blog sin I try to never commit), as I said last February on this wailing wall:

    You may call me Terry, you may call me Timmy,
    You may call me Bobby, you may call me Zimmy,
    You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray,
    You may call me anything but no matter what you say

    You’re gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
    You’re gonna have to serve somebody.
    Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
    But you’re gonna have to serve somebody.

  14. Terry said

    So you think you are serving the Lord with no sin Letstalk, let me tell you, by putting people down, calling names, acting the way you do-I doubt you can quote scripture without knowing you too are a sinner. So, before you get all holy, check yourself first-that’s where it starts. You should know that if you actually have faith and serve the Lord.

  15. Letstalk said

    Tell it to Bob Dylan. I am just a sinner saved by grace. And, unlike 9 out of 10 democrats, have a sense of humor.

  16. Bryan, Bryan aka “Letstalk:” nice lyrics quoting. Yawn. While you practice self-deception by thinking you fool all of the people all of the time, save your holier-than-thou, pious “non-denial” denial for the confessional. You have a sense of humor? Hmmm, I guess the Pharisees thought they were humorous too. Go check Matthew 23:25 “Woe to you, scribes (wonder if that term includes attorneys?!) and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you clean the outside of the cup and of the plate, but inside they are full of greed and self-indulgence.”

  17. Letstalk said

    Dude (or dudess), you have issues. You are wrong, but thanks for playing. You are enough to cause me to revise my 9/10 to 10/10. Sheesh!

    Group Poll: is there any post on this board more angry and personal than the above? I think not….

    Let’s just all help ITK get on a 12 point plan and work through his or her anger, shall we? Maybe it will bring us all together in one happy hug some fine day. (At the Kline victory celebration, mayhaps?)

    To be crystal clear, I do not claim, as did Norman Greenbaum, to have never been a sinner, to have never sinned. (I do, however, have a friend in Jesus.) But let us not use scripture in this medium in which its authority cannot be assumed. Let us, like Paul of Tarsus, turn to the poets of this age. Shot of Love was one of Dylan’s least applauded but best. From that album, try this for litany of sins and graces:

    He was an outlaw, that’s for sure,
    More of an outlaw than you ever were.
    Lenny Bruce is gone but his spirit’s livin’ on and on.

    Maybe he had some problems, maybe some things that he couldn’t work out
    But he sure was funny and he sure told the truth and he knew what he was talkin’
    about. Never robbed any churches nor cut off any babies’ heads,
    He just took the folks in high places and he shined a light in their beds.
    He’s on some other shore, he didn’t wanna live anymore.

    Lenny Bruce is dead but he didn’t commit any crime
    He just had the insight to rip off the lid before its time.
    They said that he was sick ’cause he didn’t play by the rules
    He just showed the wise men of his day to be nothing more than fools.
    They stamped him and they labeled him like they do with pants and shirts,
    He fought a war on a battlefield where every victory hurts.
    Lenny Bruce was bad, he was the brother that you never had.

    OK, your beloved LT back. Wondering how many Morrison supporters are as honest and good as Lenny Bruce? Thinking of at least one heavy hitter who cannot claim to have never cut off any babies’ heads. (Think about how that must feel for a minute.)

    ITK, maybe you should get ahold of some Lenny Bruce and try to lighten up a notch or three?

    Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you are an ……….

    er, not all that much fun. (But we all still love you, too.)

    Prove me wrong, show US your HUMOR.

  18. Stacy said

    I saw something in the paper about Brian Brown before and it wasn’t good-does anyone know what that was?

  19. Letstalk said

    Something about him being an axe murderer, proponent of genocide or democrat, as I recall. Not sure, but something heinous like that.

  20. Bryan: the Kline “victory” celebration? …there you go with more self-delusion. I rest my case, but thanks for helping me prove it.

    Humor? Well, I guess we all CAN laugh about the ludicrous appointment of Kline’s DUI and marijuana-convicted nephew as his driver and cloaking it by “I’m saving the taxpayers money.” Isn’t that a real knee-slapper?? Or how Phill spent more than $200,000+ of taxpayers money on the totally unnecessary teenage sex lawsuit and wrapping it in the “It’s about protecting children from sexual predators” farce?? For an encore, we laugh even harder when Phill can’t take NO as an answer and now is appealing that LOSS (so we can spend even MORE taxpayer money on it). Oh my, listen to all that hysterical laughter….it’s when the laughter stops that we realize that Kline is the biggest joke of all…..and we resolve to elect Paul Morrison who will not entertain us but instead will be a real attorney general (unlike Phunny Phill).

    Now, Stacy, since you requested it…here’s some of the scoop on Bryan J. Brown, who is, according to Phunny Phill, “the most qualified consumer protection guy around”….(nevermind he had no experience in it when hired–funny, huh??!):

    Enjoy the yucks Bryan. The joke’s on you in November.

  21. Letstalk said

    My bad. OK kids, here is how rumors get started. I am embarrassed to point this out, but here goes. Learn a valuable lesson from my misstatements, please.

    I reported (wrongly) that bjb was exposed an axe murderer… reality he was exposing a scalpel and hypodermic wielding murderer of preborn children, some up to even the eighth month of gestation and many for no reason other than being in the wrong place and the wrong time.

    I reported (wrongly) that Brown was a proponent of genocide … turns out he was standing up against, among other grievances that should be near and dear to INK’s concerns, black genocide. (See Brown’s quotes about Sanger in the Pitch articles.) It is too bad that ideology blinds INK to the targeting of the brown skins by abortion. See the recent posting at WND of one of Roe’s framers arguing just this social Darwinist point. The blue bloods of the Brit Empire just love useful idiots who help sell the genocide, esp when they are themselves people of color! See Marg Sanger’s Negro Project for details. The joke is on the black democrats. I, for one, am not laughing.

    I said (wrongly) that Brown was a democrat. Turns out he got pilloried in large part because he was NOT a democrat. I should have known better. Who on the left (i.e. Da Pitch, Da Star) ever pillories Jane Fonda, MLK, or even the Black Panthers, anti-nuke activists, reconquistadors, or Weathermen for their civil disobedience and even worse? NO ONE. They get a kitchen pass due to their leftist orientation. But let Bryan J. Brown engage in public loitering, and even win a Kansas Supreme Court case finding it constitutionally protected conduct: CRUCIFY!

    Thus I got Brown all wrong. Please forgive my earlier posting. Many thanks to ITK for setting the record straight. He/she did forget to mention that the CPD looks to be doing a fine job under Kline, but that is understandable given who she is working for. See, annual reports, for the details.

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